Headlines...

1. Hobos ribs break because of a snuggie!
A hobo sleeps on a bench near the bus stop, while wearing a green snuggie. His body blended in with the bench and A bunch of people sat on him, not knowing he was there. Woke up after the third person, and goes to a hospital and somehow pays for X-rays to see his broken ribs.
2.Loch ness monster Dead because of a Grenade!
A couple of men went down to the Loch ness in Scott land and saw a head like figure popping out of the water when they went to go fishing. For some reason, they were war veterans and had a grenade on had, so they threw it in the water near the head and suddenly the whole body of Nessie floated to the top of the water.
3.Fight Over a Video Game!
Two Weeks ago was the release of the best game of 2010, Call of Duty: Black Ops! Everyone, and I mean everyone went to the Midnight release. Everyone wanted to get the fist copy, and two nerds were in the front of the line. they were fighting over their spots and when the first nerd got the first copy, the second nerd in line started a nerd fight over the game, while everyone else was getting the game.
4. Justin Bieber fans go Crazy!
Justin Bieber had a cocert at some state or another and most of the crown was made up of 14-16 year old girls. All the girls faught over the front seats, and when Justin came came out girls cried and one girl Even had a Heart Attack!
5.Newspaper tradegy!
This may be too graphic for young readers, but one guy stuck his finger in the printer, and he slipped and fell into the printer, His blood got all over the Papers. Very sad.